An incident from the past

This is another incident I was telling frankee about when I was in hospital, and I don't believe I put it in here at all - again, it's in chat format, and I'm NOT going through the hell of reformatting it all, so it is slightly harder to read I expect. But it was so funny!

moptop (17/11/2009 20:49:43): so saw my folks and my brother and Pat (his wife) and a surprise visit from David (L's idiot son) who is quite fond of me realy, and L of course
moptop (17/11/2009 20:49:47): so busy day
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:50:08): awwwww thats good! im glad you're getting those visits. that will help alot
moptop (17/11/2009 20:50:44): I can pick BOTH my nostrils now! Yay for no tube!
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:50:50): LOL
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:50:53): YAY!
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:50:57): youre so funny!
moptop (17/11/2009 20:51:16): LOL - I am honest, most people find that very comic
moptop (17/11/2009 20:51:35): did I tell you about the mouth x ray?
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:51:43): no you didnt
moptop (17/11/2009 20:52:15): ReallY? I'm surprised. You know I was on those codeine things and spending a fair amount of time in an alternate reality
moptop (17/11/2009 20:52:59): I was asleep in bed (this was last week I guess) at 2 - afternoon nap - when knock on door, 'hi, you ready for your mouth x-rays?
moptop (17/11/2009 20:53:28): Well, no, what mouth x-rays? - don't you worry, I take you there and you'll be back in no time - okies
moptop (17/11/2009 20:54:00): So befuddled he got me into my dressing gown and slippers, onto a wheelchair and off we toddled.
moptop (17/11/2009 20:54:27): Down the lift, out of the hospital round the back and into a mini ambulance van thing
moptop (17/11/2009 20:54:37): Oooh I thought, I wonder where we're going
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:54:57): oh god lol
moptop (17/11/2009 20:55:21): So off we went, I had to hold onto my head quite hard because he went over the bumbs at a lell of a lick and it hurt, but it was fun being out
moptop (17/11/2009 20:55:32): looook peopllllleeeee, traffficcccc
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:55:56): LOL
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:55:58): oh god
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:56:15): don they have xrays at the hospital? why do you have to go somewhere else?
moptop (17/11/2009 20:56:25): so then we got to somewhere, he wheeled me out, took me shomwhere, put me in a chair in a tiny waiting room and said 'don't move, until someone calls your name'
moptop (17/11/2009 20:56:36): Ok I said, and went to sleep
moptop (17/11/2009 20:56:49): I guess they don't have round-the-mouth-machines
moptop (17/11/2009 20:57:33): Someone called my name and I shuffled in approximately the right direction trying to explain I wasn't always like this, it was the drugs... maybe didn't help
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:57:55): *giggling*
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:57:57): oh god!
moptop (17/11/2009 20:58:08): happily they had a round-the-mouth machine that you didn't have to open your mouth for, because then we'd have been in trouble
frankee F (17/11/2009 20:58:44): oh thats good!
moptop (17/11/2009 20:58:49): Then they placed me firmly back in the waiting room and said now don't you move until someone gives uyou your x rays and comes to take you back!
moptop (17/11/2009 20:58:57): OK I said and fell asleep
moptop (17/11/2009 20:59:32): Here are your x rays here's the wheel chair in we go hop hop - they were all so jolly and enthusiastic and energetic, it was really hard to handle
moptop (17/11/2009 20:59:52): bump bump squeal of tyres (really) back to 'my' hospital
moptop (17/11/2009 21:00:35): being wheeled down the corridor and a gaggle of nurses appeared saying where've you been!? - Me - I don't know
frankee F (17/11/2009 21:00:46): LMAO
moptop (17/11/2009 21:00:56): I went to get my teeth x rayed - here, have some x rays
moptop (17/11/2009 21:01:04): and off he wheeled me back to bed
moptop (17/11/2009 21:01:12): I still don't know where this other place was
frankee F (17/11/2009 21:01:26): and the nusrses had no clue where you went???
moptop (17/11/2009 21:02:05): Oh I expect they'd have an informed guess. But none of them knew it was happeningn!
frankee F (17/11/2009 21:02:14): LMAO
moptop (17/11/2009 21:02:21): The outcome of all this is that the dental specialist chappy here says I have the mouth of a twenty year old woman
moptop (17/11/2009 21:02:23): so there